Everyone has three lives: a public life, a private life, and a secret life
-- Unknown (via psych-facts)
If you haven sucked your boyfriend’s dick while he drinks a beer and watches the football game, you’re slackin’
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WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED
i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY
like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts
funny how that works
smashmouth was right… so much to do, so much to see
Rest in paradise you beautiful souls….
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.