I wish I had a gay best friend to go with me to Musical Mondays at the gay bar. We could duet and get each other drunk. I usually go with a couple of my friends that are girls and but I’m the only one that knows like ALL the songs.
Holding open auditions for a GBF, must be obsessed with musicals. Fuck it, you don’t even have to be gay, you just have to be obsessed with musicals.